Totally baffled, twice

My mobile phone is up the creek - it won't receive or make calls, but will receive and make text messages.  Stupid technology.

Also, I have just been trying to make head or tail of the "Statistics" section on Blogger.  Good grief, talk about gobbledegook!  I know I'm no statistician, but I cannot make head or tail of it  What a good thing I'm not trying to market anything...